Lyrically Speaking

Let me first tell you how I decided to see the new Star Wars movie... because really, I was on the fence about it and kind of like "eventually, I will see this." Cue to me scrolling the internet (like ya do.) And seeing this post: First of all, is that the guy from Girls? Is it? What? Then this conversation happened with my roommate and quasi-roommate. (She's basically at our house more than our ACTUAL other roommate... she just doesn't pay rent... yet. Soon Kristi. Soon.) Also, for the record, I will refer to the roommate as Jennie and I am not talking to myself in the third person. Me: who is kylo? Jennie: This awful dramatic guy in Star Wars. Me: But is he the guy from Girls? Jennie: I haven't watched that Me: Is he one of the brothers from the movie about death and Jason Bateman is in it? (P.S it's called This is Where I Leave You and it's great) Kristi: Yes Me: Let's go see Star Wars Jennie: what? Me: Yah, he's my ...

“I’m so tired, X (a 2.5 year old child) wouldn’t go to sleep last night. I’m sure it would be better if we had a sleep schedule, but we don’t believe in that.” So basically, you just let your child run your life because he doesn’t want to sleep? Of course he doesn’t want to go to sleep. He is a child; children have active brains and a fear of missing out on the good things. So in essence, you as the provider of the family are depriving yourself of SLEEP because you don’t believe your child should be told when to go to bed, because he will do it on his own?! Are you kidding me? Please stop pro-creating. It’s not enough that you don’t believe in vaccines for your child, but you’re going to bitch about not sleeping enough based on a choice you are making? Your choice to not get your child the proper amount of rest is going to affect him for the rest of his life. Also? Your lack of sleep is probably why you are stressed all the time. What kind of anti-establishment bullshit a...