Let me first tell you how I decided to see the new Star Wars movie... because really, I was on the fence about it and kind of like "eventually, I will see this."
Cue to me scrolling the internet (like ya do.) And seeing this post:
First of all, is that the guy from Girls? Is it? What?
Then this conversation happened with my roommate and quasi-roommate. (She's basically at our house more than our ACTUAL other roommate... she just doesn't pay rent... yet. Soon Kristi. Soon.) Also, for the record, I will refer to the roommate as Jennie and I am not talking to myself in the third person.
Me: who is kylo?
Jennie: This awful dramatic guy in Star Wars.
Me: But is he the guy from Girls?
Jennie: I haven't watched that
Me: Is he one of the brothers from the movie about death and Jason Bateman is in it? (P.S it's called This is Where I Leave You and it's great)
Kristi: Yes
Me: Let's go see Star Wars
Jennie: what?
Me: Yah, he's my favorite Disney princess. I need to see why. So, let's go see Star Wars, like...now.
And so we did.
So let me just tell you my reaction in pictures without any spoilers because.. yah, I am not that much of a dick... all the time.
First of all....
Cue to me scrolling the internet (like ya do.) And seeing this post:
First of all, is that the guy from Girls? Is it? What?
Then this conversation happened with my roommate and quasi-roommate. (She's basically at our house more than our ACTUAL other roommate... she just doesn't pay rent... yet. Soon Kristi. Soon.) Also, for the record, I will refer to the roommate as Jennie and I am not talking to myself in the third person.
Me: who is kylo?
Jennie: This awful dramatic guy in Star Wars.
Me: But is he the guy from Girls?
Jennie: I haven't watched that
Me: Is he one of the brothers from the movie about death and Jason Bateman is in it? (P.S it's called This is Where I Leave You and it's great)
Kristi: Yes
Me: Let's go see Star Wars
Jennie: what?
Me: Yah, he's my favorite Disney princess. I need to see why. So, let's go see Star Wars, like...now.
And so we did.
So let me just tell you my reaction in pictures without any spoilers because.. yah, I am not that much of a dick... all the time.
First of all....
Poe Dameron
He's like the O'brien Martell (GoT) of Star Wars. I loved him immediately.
BB-8
Shut up, I'll take 10.
Finn
You are perfect. I want to be your friend.
Han Solo (and Chewbacca)
Harrison Ford, I love you. I know. Also, you are so brave Chewie. (Insert wookie noise here)
Kylo Ren
IT IS THE GUY FROM GIRLS!!!!!!OMG YOU ARE MY FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESS EVER! _#(*)%#&)*# I wanna be on the dark side just to watch your drama!
Princess Leia
Carrie Fisher. You can get it. Beauty. Grace. Magic. My heart totally felt it. You knew, I knew. You are magic. The original bad ass, lets be honest.
And lastly....
Rey
Girl you are fierce. And an awesome strong women role in this movie. Like Jesus Christ, what a bad ass! Smart, Funny, Awesome. Win. Girl Crush Acquired.
In conclusion....









Omg You are wonderful friend. I felt the same about Kylo, never called him a Disney Princess but I did call him new age goth who acted out because he didn't like his toys or something. ..you know rebellious teen. "Woah is me, im so conflicted!" Rey is making feminism look AWESOME! Way to step it up Disney!....please dont turn her into another Miley...I will murder who's in charge there. CARRIE, girl there needs to be more women in power like you. I want you to be mom. I would never turn to the dark side. And Finn,the sweetest non violent storm trooper ever. I loved how in the first 6 movies, there is no emotions to the troopers, the audience doesn't connect that YES they too are part of something. ..until Finn reminds us, also little girl Yoda is a bad ass! Anyways needless to say I think you should borrow the 6 movies before then. A friend of mine from work did and it change her world. Doing my part to keep the Force alive in all our hearts. I BELIEVE IN IT. NO RELIGION SO POWERFUL THAN THE BELIEF IN YOURSELF. -chelly burd
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